Sunday, April 24, 2011

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!

you know, cause Jesus and I are such great buddies! i finally got my first Easter basket today (i got a little too excited during my search for the basket...) at my bestest maryland friend's house with her amazeballs muurland family. wuv you kwastal joan.

so about a month ago i went home for spring break, super cool, and i was on my laptop proceeding to take a little bathroom break. upon my return i found this on my screen:


since it is easter, i remembered this beautiful piece of art made by my brother for no apparent reason back in the month of march. he is 17. strange boy i tell you.

this was my brother and I as small chitlins.

only we're not white, we are very much yellow.

also this caught my attention today:

her sister goes to school at emerson, lo' and behol' she finally runs into meh grams and at all places, CVS. i can't breath. here she is on google earth being a doll.

I AM DYING. yes ya'll my grams is one infamous lady in the city of Boston, particularly at all of the city's CVS's.
i love her.

what a magnificent day and to top it all off:

this week made me happy because of the above. hopefully it will continue on until we are CHAMPIONS. because unless we win, nothing else matters.

oh yeah one more thing. i was on the phone with my mother the other night and she proudly told me that she called into Verizon to ask the customer service guy where and what time the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate will be broadcasted. he told her to google it and she replied "oooohhh GOOOOGLLEE???" in her creepy asian accent. he then told her to press guide on the remote and she frustratedly replied that we do not receive tvguide. meanwhile my asshole brother is sitting right there on a COMPUTER and letting the poor woman struggle away.

imagine being the Verizon guy on the other line, picking up the phone expecting some troubleshooting problem only to explain to some asian woman how to find out when the royal wedding will be on tv. you can't make this shit up.

okay thanks and good day,
eggz

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

high up on the hill

yes it has been awhile. my apologies. tumblr is now taking over my life.


anyways, as usual i have much on my mind but i'm too lazy.
i cannot however pass up sharing this delightful little message with you all. it's things like these that keeps me sane and reminds me of the light at the end of the tunnel. home.

i see a notification from my dearest little brother on my facebook for this:

  • 420
    Vick I found out what 420 is and I hope your not stoned out of your mind right now. But here's some stuff you missed -mom and I had movie marathon after watching marathon. Watched limitless, sucker punch, the conspirator, and atlas shrugged. - mom never knew Lincoln was assassinated and thought he was black.
    - dad has a Mexican friend called George that helps pick up used water boilers and other parts. I listen to them on the phone both struggling to communicate in English

died. yes. it is grand, i love my family.
he is still using the wrong you're/your, good luck the SATs/life buddy...

  • on a side note:

take it easy everyone.

peace and love,
Eggrorr