i am slowly withering away...

herro munchkins.

i'm back in the HK. this summer has been way too busy and stressful. i have not stopped since i've come home from school. we just came back from zhuhai/macau and i think i sweated 56% of my body's liquid content away. not to mention i mght now have epilepsy due to my mother's constant camera flash. cause with mumsicles, its no matter if the sun's out and beaming all its powerful rays or all the lights have been turned on, even on auto mode if the picture is taken without flash then it doesnt count, oui these si lai's...in macau i finally got to go into the casinos, pretty rad. too bad it was with a bunch of old geezers and i didn;t know how to play anything. i did walk away with $100 more dollars than i went in with, but i should have made all the bets cause yours truly was 5 for 5, i think i have espN or something. last night my hairy, uber sweaty, insanely phlegmy fob cousin kept us all up due to his freakishly loud snoring. not normal for someone his age, we're sure he has some sort of medical condition. not to mention my lil bro dicky has an extremely weak stomach here and has to poop 4 times a day and death inducing farts. the other day he was pooping and i was chillin in the living room and THIS AWFUL STENCH filled my beautiful nostrils. the servant told us not to breath in but then even she couldn't handle it and had to open up all the windows. i could smell his shitpile in the next bathroom over. IT PERMEATED THROUGH THE WALLS. i wanted to die, kids got issues. and i can't catch up on any of my tv shows. the one english show they have is MONK which is blah. so now i have no choice but to get hooked on these stupid azn soap operas, which i swore i wouldn't...oh another story we were eating and the miss. hong kong pageant was on, #13 won and DICK TWEETED taylor swift about it becuase thats her lucky number. i could go on and on with stories about how special he is. i have to face him day in and day out and i fear for my brain cells by the time i get back to school. okay those are my travel stories for the day, i'm waiting to be retrieved right now but i think my mother forgot to come get us. she forgot her birthday the other day and how old her son is.

hope you're having a good summer bon qui qui ;) ;)

rove always,
fiquid

hey turds

everything is in frikin chinese and i cant read jackshit...

wow, i forgot about this nifty lil blog.
okay so since Buhbies and Turkey still read this i will provide an update on the LIFE OF AN EGGRORR. i am now halfway around the world in the land of my ancestors. i've basc been sleeping. kinda missin the good U.S. of A already cause no ones know what i'm tlakin about. i'll be like hey check out that GUID there or that chola looking hott mess ova there and they'll just stare at me. and they dont seem to understand that you cant be a celtics fan and have a kobe poster hanging in you room. thats like tellin someone you're a yankees and red sox fan which i would just roll my eyes at and give you pure sass cause it makes no sense. speaking of which no one here understands when i sass them or understand that being a fresh piece of attitude to me is highly unacceptable. plus it is BALLS HOT HERE, i can't even breath. okay tomorrow i will finally venture out and maybe buy a video camera and documents my travels. and get some frikin wifi cause i cannot deal with all the chinese on this computer.

oh and take glamour shots like such with my azn family.

yes that is Mike oh whoops i mean THE SITUATION.



peace to the bumcrease,
fiquid

SUP PEEPS.

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mood: things feelin a little bittersweet
currently listening to: Airplanes-B.o.B

herro, its been awhile. i apologize. what to write about today...?
um well i haven't stopped eating. munchin away nearly every waking hour of the day for the past week, i think i have a worm. instead of reading, i am pondering away about which country to go to for my peace corps work. right now i'm down to Jamaica, Morocco, South Africa, or Fiji.

also i am considering becoming a vegetarian full time. i'm sure that's gonna disappoint many, especially my meat lovin family. but so far i am failing for my love for bacon is far too strong. everyone should watch Food Inc. seriously, its sad when a hamburger costs less than a head of lettuce.

umm...what else, oh yeah i'm probably going to start making this a video blog (we'll see how long that lasts) but for the people who do read this, it would be really nice if you left some comments, do you like the setup, questions, thoughts, anything you would like to see in particular. it would just be nice for me to get some feedback.

oh isn't it sad when friends just drift apart for no reason....i was thinking about how close i was with so many people, practically inseparable with some, and then i don't know what happened, but you just wake up one morning and realize you haven't talked to these people in quite some time. and then you don't know what to talk about...so sad. but i guess the true good friends are the ones that stick around and no matter how much time has passed, its as if nothing's changed.

okay i need to go work out now.

PEACE,

Fiquid

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IT'S 4.20!

Happy Holiday Peeps.

this post is gonna be all green in celebration.

too bad i can't enjoy it cause my life is so complicated, uh huh thats the way it is.

yeah so the whole US snowboard team is en route to Maryland to visit Mr. Obama, i wish i could go to the airport and skope em out like the sketchy egg that i am. oh yes my sink exploded once again, no joke SHIT WAS SPEWING OUT LIKE A MASSIVE SHIT FOUNTAIN as i was tryin to put in my contacts. seriously, imagine a nice water fountain with clear crystalling wawa, BUT DARK SHIT mixed with food particles splattering everywhere. screamed bloody murder for my roomates, like the one time a jewish kid wore a cat mask and entered my room, it was so cute i had to run to another to vomit. called FIXIT, said they would probs come in about 2-3 days. so i got my fresh attitude on and told them that SHIT, i cannot stress that enough was pouring onto my carpet floor plus it smelled like death. lovely. started 10 minutes before my exams...thats the life of an eggrorr for ya.

okay here's my contribution for spreadin the love today,

this is for all you ignorant turds out there. Check it:

It’s high time to end marijuana prohibition

By Paul Armentano, NORML deputy director - 04/20/10 01:20 PM ET

By any objective standard, marijuana prohibition is an abject failure.

Nationwide, U.S. law enforcement have arrested over 20 million American citizens for marijuana offenses since 1965, yet today marijuana is more prevalent than ever before, adolescents have easier access to marijuana than ever before, the drug is more potent than ever before, and there is more violence associated with the illegal marijuana trade than ever before.

Over 100 million Americans nationally have used marijuana despite prohibition, and one in ten – according to current government survey data – use it regularly. The criminal prohibition of marijuana has not dissuaded anyone from using marijuana or reduced its availability; however, the strict enforcement of this policy has adversely impacted the lives and careers of millions of people who simply elected to use a substance to relax that is objectively safer than alcohol. NORML believes that the time has come to amend criminal prohibition and replace it with a system of legalization, taxation, regulation, and education.
Only by enacting state and local legislation on the use, production and distribution of marijuana, can state and local governments effectively impose controls regarding:

• Which citizens can legally produce marijuana;
• Which citizens can legally distribute marijuana;
• Which citizens can legally consume marijuana; and
• Where, and under what circumstances, is such use legally permitted.

By contrast, the prohibition of marijuana provides law enforcement and state regulators with no legitimate market controls.This absence of state and local government controls jeopardizes, rather than promotes, public safety.

For example: Prohibition abdicates the control of marijuana production and distribution to criminal entrepreneurs (e.g., drug cartels, street gangs, drug dealers who push additional illegal substances).

Prohibition provides young people with unfettered access to marijuana (e.g., according to a 2009 Columbia University report, adolescents now have easier access to marijuana than they do alcohol).

Prohibition promotes the use of marijuana in inappropriate and potentially dangerous settings (e.g., in automobiles, in public parks, in public restrooms, etc.).

Prohibition promotes disrespect for the law and reinforces ethnic and generation divides between the public and law enforcement (e.g., according to the FBI Uniform Crime Report, 75 percent of all marijuana arrestees are under age 30; African Americans account for only 12 percent of marijuana users, but make up 23 percent of all possession arrests).

Legalizing and regulating adult marijuana use would raise revenue, promote public safety and limit the access that young people have to marijuana. These are goals that lawmakers and the public ought to support.

It's time to end 70-plus years of marijuana prohibition with a policy of legalization, taxation, regulation and education.

Paul Armentano is the deputy director of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML), and is the co-author of the book Marijuana Is Safer: So Why Are We Driving People to Drink?

hear hear brotha, now i leave you with this:

enjoy the day and take a minute to 'relax' ; )

PEACE!
Fiquid

HELLO CAITLIN.

; )

love always,

Fiquid

...sucks balls right now

Green Tip: Use cold water for washing your hands - there are really no health benefits in using hot water as the temperatures that kill bacteria are also too high for human skin.

mood: slowly chuggin along

currently listening to: Jay-Z's moment of clarity

herro blog, it has been far too long....

when i started this blog i told myself i would write on it daily to better express myself...FAIL. i am just too lazy these days not to mention there's not much going on besides school. yes, i know, uber exciting. beyond ready for summer to come. funny how i tell myself to work harder every semester and it just completely backfires. so tired of stressing about everything. you live once and i just don't want to waste it on meaningless things. the other night, lil dicky called me asking for advice. i'm a guru. thanks. well homeboy's trying to figure college out. he's a sophomore in high school and he's freakin out about what to do. hell, i'm in college and i'm still trying to figure it out. asked me if he should go into business or medicine. first off, both would be strange fits because a.) he's scared of blood, gets all light headed...good luck being a doctor. b.) lacks the proper communication and logic skills to be a good businessman. c.) kids still got two years of high school and puberty to worry about. too funny....then he asked me if the healthcare field would make good money. GOOD LORD. i was losing an obscene amount of braincells talking to him. i wish i could tell him to do what his merry lil heart tells him or what makes him happy without worrying about money. i wish we wouldn't have to worry about money. but this is life and money rules it. plus i gotta take care of my parents in their old age. dandy.

well one thing dick's good at is singing opera. yeah you would never guess in that frail malnourished body of his. so i told him to get a new haircut, practice his facial expressions, get some new dance moves, and become this kid:

oh man...he will always be my little brother. for all his retard moments, gotta love him.

oh pet peeve of the day:

don't push your religion on anyone. don't tell me how god feels because you really don't know. let people figure it out on their own.

i'll try to write more often, for the few people who still read this, and for my own sake.

toodaloo,

Fiquid

hey man!

currently listening to: some absurd noise comin out of the telly

mood: stressed

sooooo, it has been a while. i have allowed myself to get way too lazy. so so sorry. anyways today, err, well yesterday i guess, was superbowl sunday. YAY SAINTS WON!!! even though it wasn't the pats, it was a good game for a much deserved team (except kim kardashian and her hiney vv. dating reggie bush). finally a team that i root for wins...also special bday shout out to shananigans and fong zhea ;-) anyways i'm back at school and due to the "snowpacalypse" there's no school tomorow! woot. well of course everyone down here DO NOT know how to handle a couple inches of snow, its quite incredible to watch them all freak out. you'd think it's the end of the world. course hailing from NE, i just laugh. here is an excellent video of what i'm talking about:

yeah, very special indeed, only THAT IS THE WHOLE STATE OF MARYLAND.

so what's on my mind...

here's the thing: i like to think of myself as a pretty reasonable person. i'm sure i have a pretty good sense of humor considering the hits i get from my friends and i can definitely take them. yeah, i let things go and sometimes i wish i don't because for some reason certain people like to use me as a punching bag. i can take a joke, but enough is enough. i, like everyone have my limits. i respect others and their space and when it is apparent that someone is uncomfortable, i stop and respect that personal space, so i don't think it's too much to ask for in return. bottom line: don't be a hypocrite and be respectful. we all have different interests and peeves, so respect that. something that doesn't bother you might bother me. there are certain things that i would like to keep private, so respect that. yeah, i'm asian and i'm scared of cats. get over it. i think this is a reasonable request that i ask of those around me and at the end of the day, i don't care if you're having a bad day or you want to feel better about yourself by continuing to pick on others, stay the hell away from me because i will snap. i don't want to but i will. when you ask someone time and time again not to do something and they continue, its only a matter of time before they lose their cool. like i said before, everyone has their limits. it's a very simple, treat me the way you want to be treated.

As Bob Dylan once said: "All I can do is be me, whoever that is."

i just gotta keep that in the back of my mind and not let others get to me

wooooo, that feels a lot better. sorry about the rant, but i just needed to get that off my chest. thanks to those who've always been there and still respected me, you all know who you are.

until next time,

Fiquid