KWASTMAS CHEER FOR ALL!!

So why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?





He left his sled in the SNOW Parking Zone. get it???

bahahhaaa....i crack myself up.
so when my mummy left this year, she also took with her our christmas spirit with it. which is really sad, because now santa won't be able to power his sled...we don't even have a kwastmas tree this year and i can't find those HEINOUS sweaters with actual jinlgy bells. given our retarded one from last year that my mom decorated where she only bedazzled the front side of the tree leaving the rest naked as shit, it looks like a half-naked uber gay man. i need to find those pictures i took from yesteryear. I've attempted some very pathetic decorating and blasting christmas music all day every day. I think my dad's a little confused by such constant music...okay, i'm off to sip some hot cocoa and listen to some mariah carey holiday songs (lord knows how much i love them). because as buddy the elf once said:

i plan on doing just so!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's too much crap in the world, so lets try our best to be merry and jolly when we can!

gawd...this post is cheesy. don't judge me.



love always,
Fiquid

sippin flower tea in my tie dye snuggie

i have turned into a fruit.

suppose to be studying for my final tomorrow, instead i'm here jammin to some tunes in the above scenario. lovely. oh and hackin up a lung. my dadsicles called early this time and told me to remind him daily and ask that useless brother of mine to write numerous notes for him to pick me up on friday. i bet yall the man will forget/be late regardless. this life of an eggrorr is oh so much fun...

oh and should i ever decide to have children, i would like you all to get this for me for my baby shower. in a wide assortment of colors (except pink, not a fan). thanks!

just imagine my cute asian face there instead. beyond glorious.

ok that's all for now.

peace to the bumcrease,
Eggrorr

I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow

婆婆-

i'm sorry i didn't get to say a proper goodbye but know that...

I thought of you with love today
but that is nothing new
I thought about you yesterday
and days before that too,
I think of you in silence
I often speak your name
All I have are memories
and your picture in a frame
Your memory is my keepsake
with which I’ll never part
God has you in His keeping
I have you in my heart.

i will love and miss you forever,
嘉穎

now listen what i say oh

“Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!” -Bob Marley

currently listening to: snow by red hot chili peppers
current mood: STOKED for the holidays!

youtube kinda sucks these days. stupid commercials and lame new format. really crampin' my blog's style...

so last night i had this dream that i was in this really big room on a ghetto bed in the corner and this male asian, i think it was either my dad or my uncle came in, that's when i saw this gray cat lying on the floor. i flipped a shit and begged for the asian person to chase it out/get rid of it. thats when i saw another large striped cat scurry across the room into another corner and then magically fit under the crack of the door. then i lost it. i begged and cry to go back to my room and the asian person disappeared and i was left all alone. poopin myself with fright (well not really). so i wrapped my presh body into the sheet, SPRINTED outta there into my room and jumped on the bed. throwing things around to rid it of cats. then i woke up and was really hungry. i think i need to get this phobia checked out. it's not healthy.

yesterday i watched gone baby gone. it's ben affleck's directorial debut and set in bahsten. fairly good and it left me questioning life choices, but i wont get all deep and mushy for everyone's sake. but it definitely made me miss home, oh dorchester, MA such a beautiful place...and the accents are divine as well...also apparently they filmed some parts of the social network at phillips academy, 5 minutes from my beautiful asian home. UGHHH.

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE 2 EXAMS ON A MONDAY??
ruining my football, 60 minutes, and desperate housewives sunday.



have a magical saturday,
Eggrorr

oh yeah, 13 DAYS UNTIL DEATHLY HALLOWS!
newly released malfoy manor clip:

frenzy state of mind

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." -Bob Dylan

greetings all!

i've officially hit holiday mode and i'm so STOKED FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
yesterday i started listening to a bunch of christmas music and wearing my holiday socks. joy!
i cannot wait to return home for turkey day and black friday. i'm sure my peanut cousins will be camping outside the stores...unfortunately bon qui qui and belendan will not me home for taboo night.

oh you peeps should probs check this out:
http://eatthis.menshealth.com/slideshow/food-additive-glossary
(please disregard that its from men's health)

well now this interesting:

well what do ya know, LOOK WHAT'S NUMBER 1. so all those hating on the more natural substances, take a good look before you make judgment.

Look what else grabbed my attention:

Invisibility cloak closer with flexible 'metamaterial'

By Jason Palmer Science and technology reporter, BBC News

Metamaterials work by interrupting and channelling the flow of light

Scientists in the UK have demonstrated a flexible film that represents a big step toward the "invisibility cloak" made famous by Harry Potter.

The film contains tiny structures that together form a "metamaterial", which can, among other tricks, manipulate light to render objects invisible.

Flexible metamaterials have been made before, but only work for light of a colour far beyond that which we see.

Physicists have hailed the approach a "huge step forward".

The bendy approach for visible light is reported in the New Journal of Physics.

how all very exciting! did i mention ONLY 15 MORE DAYS TILL DEATHLY HALLOWS!!

oh and i'm buying this present for my lovely brother dick cause he always dutch ovens himself and when dadsicles and i go to wake him up by lifting his covers, IT IS DEATH. i don't know what he eats...oh slim jims. my mum could probably use it too, just sayin'.


ok i am now going to attempt to be a good student.

toodaloo,
Fiquid

missin the good ol'baystate

so some peeps don't understand my love and attachment to my home state. i've been to a lot of places and nothing compares to new england. you may disagree but being born and raised there my whole life, there are some small charms that makes it that much more special to me. you gotta love and remember where you came from.

i've gotta about a month till i get to go back, in the meantime, here's a list of all the things that i love and miss about bahsten and its surrounding areas.

-fenway park and the garden (sox hats and gear everywhere and everyday). gillette's too far
-the obnoxious sport fans that no other place can rival. seriously, its in our blood.
-upper crust pizza, papa gino's, spinners, & bertuccis.
-actual DERICIOUS clam chowder in a nice in a bread bowl.
-the boston accents and saying the world wicked w/o being mocked.
-boston common and the movie theater across from it.
-beautiful and chill hippie maine and vermont.
-the really RUDE drivers that have no manners...
-rockingham mall w/the annoying teenyboppers, salem nh.
-cake batter ice cream from emack and bolio's.
-getting mail from my p.o.box in cambridge, yes i have one.
-no sales tax in new hampshire, my fathers love for this and his refusal to buy even a bottle of shampoo in a costco/bj's in mass.
-wrentham outlets
-the nerds at havahd & MIT, the hipsters by berkeley, the prepsters at BC, and the azns at BU.
-market basket
-the shitty T and its efforts to "modernize".
-the incredible amount of trees and ACTUAL mountains.
-Anna's taqueria, no other mexican place matches.
-newbury comics and yes the uber touristy faneuil hall.
-how friggen cheap lobstah is compared to other places, and i like it steamed dipped in butta or the asian style with scallions. plus cornbread & baked beans on the side.
-going to lawrence for whatever reason, always a charming place...
-chinatown and its lovely smell/people.
-legitimate amounts of snow but not shoveling it.
-newbury street, copley, and the pru.
-having a car albeit its shitty conditions.
-obnoxiously loud family and friends, massholes to the core.
-rotary NOT circle, highway NOT freeway, breakdown lane, and the fast lane.
-charles river for earthfest, july 4th, or new years.
-our backyard pool/pond and the ghetto cars
-frances rivera and the whole 7 news team (the anchors elsewhere suck).
-bob's discount furniture, the 1-800-cars-for-kids, ernie bott, (woops i mean BOCH ;) jr. commercials.
-how accessible everything is (beach, city, stores, nature).

it's funny how when you leave, even the most ridiculous things are missed...i'm sure there's more and i'll add onto the list but for now these off the top of my head makes being from NE that much cooler.

ughhh it smells like my roomate's feet in here. that's what happens when you don't wear socks with sneakers. i'm going to go vomit now because of this stench.

oh one more thing, my blog look is mega fugly and i apologize for its 'stuck in the '90s look' but due to my severe retardation with technology, i have no idea how to change it. so if anyone would like to help, it would be much appreciated.

have a great last week of october, oh and do try to keep it classy on halloween.
2010's almost ending, how very strange.

Love Always,
Eggz

one day your life will flash before your eyes

it's been a week. exactly 7 days ago and on my birthday i experienced losing someone so close to me. we all knew it was time, time to accept what was coming, time to let him rest peacefully. i don't know what i feel, because i keep seeing his ernie bott face and i keep thinking that the next time i go home to boston, he'll be sitting there telling me how tall i am (all 5'3" of me) and asking me what some english word means. he was the greatest human being i've ever met. he didn't smoke, drink, cuss, or gamble. besides that, i think the most honorable trait was that in the 20 years that i knew him, i never once heard him speak an ill word about someone or treat anyone without respect and kindness. he took care of his family working from the ground up. and never once have i heard anyone say a bad thing about him. i can't sum up what an amazing man he was. he lived as a saint and i'm sure he's a saint now. i still remember him taking the T all the way to cambridge to pick me up from school, cane in hand, baseball cap on. I would always get so sleepy on the greenline and he would have to drag my twatty butt back to mason place. i will always remember him watching basketball (chicago bulls fan) in his favorite green chair, handwashing his clothes well into his 90's, or getting up every morning to buy the chinese newspaper and perhaps a cha shiu bao or dan tat for dicky and i. i was so lucky to have gone back to the place in china where he raised his family and to spend that amazing summer reliving his past with him. my only regret is not spending more time with him towards the end. I love him so much and i'm so thankful to have met such an angel in my life. my grams told me that him passing on my birthday is his present for me to live, so that every year, as i grow another year older, his dream lives on. he wanted us to live honorable and simple lives, educating ourselves to become better people. i only hope to be half the person he was and i hope to pass on his message to my kids. his birthday gift was that he brought all of my uncles and aunt together in a way i never thought possible (despite the family drama), it was my first birthday where they were all there with me and he in spirit (i wouldn't ask for anymore). when people ask you who your hero is or who you aspire to be, you often hear a celebrity or some famous figure, but i can 110% say that he's mine and everything about this man was real, honest, and good to the core. just when i was losing faith in family, my culture, and where i came from, he renewed my faith. i miss him so much and its lonely to being here by myself, but i know he's want me to be strong and to be happy for the amazing 20 years that i got to spend with him and the 98 years (+2, 1 from the heavens and 1 from the earth) that he graced this earth with his presence. tomorrow they will bury you and i wish i was there, it's finally kicking in that you're gone but i'll always be there with you to hold your hand just i did when i was 5 years old.

“You can shed tears that he is gone,
or you can smile because he has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that he'll come back,
or you can open your eyes and see all he's left.
Your heart can be empty because you can't see him,
or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember him only that he is gone,
or you can cherish his memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back.
Or you can do what he'd want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.”

-David Harkins

so gramps:
I love you and I miss you.
I will always hear your voice in my head
and remember your ernie bott face and mica feet.
I will try my best to live a life that you would be proud of.
May you watch over our entire family, bring us together
and may you forever rest in peace.

always,
ka wing