alright mother

well here i am sitting home with my super wacked out family. my trip coming home was quite the little adventure like always. i swear there is a little black cloud that follows me whenever i travel...there was however a bunch of very good looking men on that bolt bus, one of which sat next me and i'm pretty sure during the course of that 4 hour ride i drooled all over him in my sleep. so so sexy. and again, my father decides to forget me. basically leaving me at the bus station to die. very reliable parent that man is....well tomorrow is christmas, and here i am on christmas eve writing on my blog (which i recently discovered that at least one person actually reads, HERRO JK!), let me just say how uneventful this christmas is, well like the rest of 2009, not much goin on. fun times.

so my mom was talking about some nonsense and in response to her blabber, i randomly threw out my catchphrase "mom, don't be such a hater" she then got extremely offended and yelled at me for calling her hitler and asked me over and over how she in any way resembled hitler. yes, true story. booooyyyy is it going to be a long break.

well i have to go eat and change this strange pattern of sleeping until 2:30 in the afternoon. i will leave you with my favorite video of the year, no one else finds this as funny as i do.

and this lovely mariah carey song

oh wowzers i just realized this isn't the original, oh well its more festive.

OH and one more thing, YOURS TRULY, YES ME, WENT TO VISIT THE JERSEY SHORE HOUSE! all my dreams came true, it was a magical moment.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE,

PHIQUID