Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Happy Holiday Peeps.
this post is gonna be all green in celebration.
too bad i can't enjoy it cause my life is so complicated, uh huh thats the way it is.
yeah so the whole US snowboard team is en route to Maryland to visit Mr. Obama, i wish i could go to the airport and skope em out like the sketchy egg that i am. oh yes my sink exploded once again, no joke SHIT WAS SPEWING OUT LIKE A MASSIVE SHIT FOUNTAIN as i was tryin to put in my contacts. seriously, imagine a nice water fountain with clear crystalling wawa, BUT DARK SHIT mixed with food particles splattering everywhere. screamed bloody murder for my roomates, like the one time a jewish kid wore a cat mask and entered my room, it was so cute i had to run to another to vomit. called FIXIT, said they would probs come in about 2-3 days. so i got my fresh attitude on and told them that SHIT, i cannot stress that enough was pouring onto my carpet floor plus it smelled like death. lovely. started 10 minutes before my exams...thats the life of an eggrorr for ya.
okay here's my contribution for spreadin the love today,
this is for all you ignorant turds out there. Check it:
Posted by Tori at 3:22 PM
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
mood: slowly chuggin along
currently listening to: Jay-Z's moment of clarity
herro blog, it has been far too long....
when i started this blog i told myself i would write on it daily to better express myself...FAIL. i am just too lazy these days not to mention there's not much going on besides school. yes, i know, uber exciting. beyond ready for summer to come. funny how i tell myself to work harder every semester and it just completely backfires. so tired of stressing about everything. you live once and i just don't want to waste it on meaningless things. the other night, lil dicky called me asking for advice. i'm a guru. thanks. well homeboy's trying to figure college out. he's a sophomore in high school and he's freakin out about what to do. hell, i'm in college and i'm still trying to figure it out. asked me if he should go into business or medicine. first off, both would be strange fits because a.) he's scared of blood, gets all light headed...good luck being a doctor. b.) lacks the proper communication and logic skills to be a good businessman. c.) kids still got two years of high school and puberty to worry about. too funny....then he asked me if the healthcare field would make good money. GOOD LORD. i was losing an obscene amount of braincells talking to him. i wish i could tell him to do what his merry lil heart tells him or what makes him happy without worrying about money. i wish we wouldn't have to worry about money. but this is life and money rules it. plus i gotta take care of my parents in their old age. dandy.
well one thing dick's good at is singing opera. yeah you would never guess in that frail malnourished body of his. so i told him to get a new haircut, practice his facial expressions, get some new dance moves, and become this kid:
oh man...he will always be my little brother. for all his retard moments, gotta love him.
oh pet peeve of the day:
don't push your religion on anyone. don't tell me how god feels because you really don't know. let people figure it out on their own.
i'll try to write more often, for the few people who still read this, and for my own sake.
Posted by Tori at 8:18 PM