Thursday, December 23, 2010


So why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?

He left his sled in the SNOW Parking Zone. get it???

bahahhaaa....i crack myself up.
so when my mummy left this year, she also took with her our christmas spirit with it. which is really sad, because now santa won't be able to power his sled...we don't even have a kwastmas tree this year and i can't find those HEINOUS sweaters with actual jinlgy bells. given our retarded one from last year that my mom decorated where she only bedazzled the front side of the tree leaving the rest naked as shit, it looks like a half-naked uber gay man. i need to find those pictures i took from yesteryear. I've attempted some very pathetic decorating and blasting christmas music all day every day. I think my dad's a little confused by such constant music...okay, i'm off to sip some hot cocoa and listen to some mariah carey holiday songs (lord knows how much i love them). because as buddy the elf once said:

i plan on doing just so!


there's too much crap in the world, so lets try our best to be merry and jolly when we can!

gawd...this post is cheesy. don't judge me.

love always,

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

sippin flower tea in my tie dye snuggie

i have turned into a fruit.

suppose to be studying for my final tomorrow, instead i'm here jammin to some tunes in the above scenario. lovely. oh and hackin up a lung. my dadsicles called early this time and told me to remind him daily and ask that useless brother of mine to write numerous notes for him to pick me up on friday. i bet yall the man will forget/be late regardless. this life of an eggrorr is oh so much fun...

oh and should i ever decide to have children, i would like you all to get this for me for my baby shower. in a wide assortment of colors (except pink, not a fan). thanks!

just imagine my cute asian face there instead. beyond glorious.

ok that's all for now.

peace to the bumcrease,

Friday, December 3, 2010

I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow


i'm sorry i didn't get to say a proper goodbye but know that...

I thought of you with love today
but that is nothing new
I thought about you yesterday
and days before that too,
I think of you in silence
I often speak your name
All I have are memories
and your picture in a frame
Your memory is my keepsake
with which I’ll never part
God has you in His keeping
I have you in my heart.

i will love and miss you forever,